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...When Things Get Nasty

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The Thousand Islands,
Alexandria Bay, NY, USA
13601-0001

About the Site

Think of Use Bombs as the Aspen resort where the rich kids get together. A place for them to wear turtle neck sweaters and drink nog. Now replace the rich kids with Horsemen riding over the horizon bearing the joy of humorous thought-provoking art.

What, was the last paragraph too stereotypical? Did the lack of “actual information” above leave your brain feeling malnourished?

Fine. To put it in layman’s terms, Use-Bombs is a site designed to showcase the often humorous works of its authors. This Includes both audio and video revolving—Plutolessly—around the sun that is our multi-user web log, where written word can be found.

About the Authors

Arion Londraville | Director / Publisher

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Arion

Professor Arion Londraville was born in Washington D.C. –500 years after the opening of the Sistine Chapel– in 1983.

Schooled at home, he would later move to northern New York. It was there that he would indulge himself in Fine Arts, Philosophy, Latin, and Religious Studies. After receiving his first degree, Arion continued study in the fields of Mathematics, Physics, and Computer Science.

Later in his life Arion would hold a founding stake in ACMU and become accredited with the Quantum Colloidal Suspension and Conduction Theory.

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AIM screen name: HagenDeChainsaw

Number of posts: 101

Geo: 44.33675, -75.91800

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Arison Cain | Author

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Arison

Arison Cain is like a ticking bomb of organic rock that is set to explode at any second. He is the sauciest, creamiest, gnarliest rock powerhouse in the tri-state area. Arison is one half excitement, one half danger and one half pure electricity. (A simple scientific measure of his volume will find that he can, in fact, hold nine halves) Simply put, he is the answer to every problem ever. He is the alpha and the omega of rock. Arison’s melodic taste and impressive pectorals are second to none.

There is only one Arison Cain.

Arison Cain is not responsible for the babies you make when listening to his pure, unadulturated rock.

Feed ‘em. Raise ‘em. They’re your responsibility.

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AIM screen name: ArisonCain

Number of posts: 18

Geo: 44.33675, -75.91800

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David Bova | Author

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David

Dressing up like priests…
…Pirates vs. Ninjas…
…Jonald

Yep, Satan’s Building a hell for us as we speak

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AIM screen name: fhqwhgads2limit

Number of posts: 13

Geo: 44.33675, -75.91800

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Brett Ramus | Author

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Brett

Let me ask you a simple hypothetical question. What are you doing next five sixty second instances of your life? Lets assume for the sake of argument that you said “nothing at all” or “what the hell are you talking about” this is where our voyage begins. You are now the titanic and we are from the future and we are laughing at you and your lack of intellectual capacity.

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Number of posts: 7

Geo: 44.33675, -75.91800

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Robert LaVine | Author

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Robert

Robert “Büb” LaVine has been knocking heads and destroying worlds for years. Now, at Use-Bombs, he’ll be bringing a non-stop rainbow of Candy Beans right to your front door. If, of course, you’re willing to listen… to the Candy Beans.

There can be only one.

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AIM screen name: DawkterGawnzo

Geo: 44.33675, -75.91800

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Josh Allen | Editor-in-Chief

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Josh

Never has natural ability, extreme procrastination, and mind-boggling eccentricity ever
amalgamated so well as in the entity of Josh Allen. A physical product of video games, music, and
undisclosed biotechnology, he hails from Wellsley Island where he studied and trained himself in
the multiple disciplines, including the lack thereof. He has been a humble force in the world of
music, participating in such bands as Adrenaline, Queen August, and Sgt. Slaughter’s Barnyard
Castle Funband. He now has aligned his talents with those of the inevitably dominating force, to bring a long-awaited peace to the land with the rock of ages.

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AIM screen name: SaiyanEsperJDA

Number of posts: 45

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